Move to the desktop, and a wired connection. No change, still very, very slow.
On to running some speed tests... < 3 kbps down!!! (Upstream speeds seemed normal.)
Call in to tech support. D/FW customers are experiencing extremely slow connections, estimated fix time 5:30 PM.
So that's the story. If you try hitting this site, or any of the others I host, and they seem slow, now you know.